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transcript: Voice: Oh no! i missed it! indeed i missed it! I'm sure you're positively pissed that I have missed it I'm ashamed and quite dejected you were needlessly subjected to my loss of memory and decorum! Oh! x 4 no! Oh no! I missed it! Completely missed it! I would not be surprised if you really insisted I apologize profusely, should forward not obtusely a mea culpa on your special day! Please forgive me! Whatever was I thinking? My grey matter is absolutely definitely shrinking! oh oh oh oh... gasp! I put it on my calendar; your birthday is so dear! I count the nearest days it takes until the grand event next year! Text: Happy Belated Birthday I'll be sure to be on cue next year!

Frogoletta: I Missed it!

transcript: Voice: As you tread upon the boards of life, filled with triumph, comfort, joy and strife. One fact is unforgettable, not regrettable- Today is the day that you were born! The curtain opened wide. You took center stage. The audience was in wonder. You were all the rage! Aaaaaall the rage! You remembered each and every line, embraced with passion, right on time. Holding forth with enormous sway... The crowd was delighted on your birthday! Text: As you tread upon the boards of life, filled with triumph, comfort, joy and strife. One fact is unforgettable, not regrettable- Today is the day that you were born! Te curtain opened wide. You took center stage. The audience was in wonder. You were all the rage! Aaaaaall the rage! You remembered each and every line, embraced with passion, right on time. Holding forth with enormous sway... The crowd was delighted on your birthday! Happy Birthday Such a grand event deserves center stage!

Frogoletta: Center Stage

transcript: Song: Once again you enter the ring. The challenge is crystal clear. Another birthday is charging your way. You spine is straight You showed no fear! The yeeeeeears, they come and gooooooo. You accept them with grace. Your spirit is undiminished. You vow to keep up the pace. The hooves are pounding madly. You welcome the beast quite gladly. And without regret you say... it's my birthday. Ole! Text: Happy Birthday here's to another year handled with style!

Frogoletta: Ole!

transcript: May Happy Birthday wishes follow you wherever you go

Everywhere You Go

transcript: Watch a birthday surprise grow before your very eyes. Bet you didn't expect that, did you? Happy birthday

Bloomin' Birthday

transcript: Happy birthday keep on ticking!

Keep on Ticking!

transcript: Life can be tough Life can be busy Running all around can make you quite dizzy So take time to relax Go fish in a lake Read a good book Take a beer break Have a good laugh Fiddle time away But most of all Enjoy your birthday

Garden Gnomes

transcript: Song: I'm just nuts about your birthday! As everything is cracked up to be... The birds all flatter about the big day! The trees drop candy from their leaves...! I'm gonna gather up your presents, cram them all in my cheeks... Gather up so many, that I can hardly speak... I can't wait to celebrate your birthday! Gonna be the nuttiest time I had in weeeeeeks!! Text Happy Birthday Go nuts!

Nuts About Your Birthday

transcript: Sending you a little Peace and Love Happy birthday

Peace and Love

transcript: Voice: One special day the planets aligned in just the right way The stars shone a bit brighter The moons came into view and the comets veer perfectly in the right direction All to create a singular moment in space and time Your birthday Happy birthday

Galactic Birthday

transcript: This may take a while while you're waiting, have a Happy Birthday

In the Bag

transcript: Voice: Mankind has been celebrating the Birthday for centuries. Dating as far back to 8000 B.C. ancient egyptians baked their cakes in large pyramids shaped kilns. Viking sailors maybe largely responsible for spreading the practice of baking birthday cakes throughout central Asia and North America. In Europe, during the middle ages, prisoners of the Spanish Inquisition were often cruelly taunted with cake during their birthday. But it wasn't until the french revolution that birthday cakes took on wide spread popular appeal. Today you can find birthday cakes ready made at your local supermarket. In Japan, birthday cakes are readily dispensed from vending machines. Undoubtedly, It wont be long 'til you'll be served fresh hot cake over the internet, whenever you want it. Or on that special day of the year, like today. Text: Birthday Cake a history Happy Birthday

PBS Birthday Documentary

transcript: Voice: Birthday Ninja Happy Birthday... Holy crap! got to see it...flush! Holy crap! Were you surprised? Yes! Then my mission here, is accomplished! Oh really?? Well, mine isn't! Who turned out the lights? Oh no! Ohhhh¬ Happy Birthday...from Birthday Ninja! Text: When it absolutely must be a surpise... Hope your birthday is flush with good things!

Courtesy Flush

transcript: Birthdays with Charlie Voice: Hello Charlie! Why are you so grumpy today? Well Charlie, if you didn't pee through someone's letter box, whilst hideously drunk, then the nice police man wouldn't have made you wear that electronic tag! It's your own fault! Sorry friend, due to Charlie's drunken behaviour, he's had a curfew imposed on him. So we'll have to stay in for your birthday. Not to worry though, we still have lots of presents and treats for you. Oh, I know, I forgot something...I must get the balloons! I'll be right back. Oh no! What's happened to the presents! Our friend didn't like the gifts! Thought they were cheap and tacky? Then just flipped out and started stamping on them? Well, I don't think that...And said I can stick the balloons up my...!! Well, friend. I've never been so offended. I think it may be best if you left now. Text: Happy Birthday! Have a smashingly good time

Charlie is Grounded

transcript: Voice: Oh, oh, oh, oh! We got a new guy oh, there's a new guy here new guy Oh, well, well, well... What's going on? It's another birthday balloon... That's all we need, another birthday balloon... Hey,pipe down there froggy? Hi, welcome new guy, welcome to aisle five. I'm here, I'll show you around. What's going on, I can't see! That's Steve up there. Hello! They put too much helium in him No...I'm never getting sold... who's fault is that? You're a frog birthday balloon, it doesn't even make sense. I don't have to take this. I haven't been so insulted since I was a tadpole balloon. It doesn't make any sense. No, It doesn't make any sense man! I cannot help you... Anyway, that's pretty much the crew here, new guy. hey,theres a lotta dead birds up here Oh Jesse! Someone must be having a birthday Must be someone's birthday That was no good So long, new guy You lucky devil! He he he... Have a good party Text: Happy Birthday

Mylar Madness

transcript: bee happy It's your birthday today!

Techno Bee

transcript: So what's so special about today? Is it? Happy Thai Byrd Happy Dirty Bah Happy Third Bay Happy Bat Dry Hi What is special about today is that it's your Happy Birthday

Birthday Anigram

transcript: text: happy happy happy..... Wishing you the happiest happy birthday ever! Voice: happy happy happy happy Wishing you the happiest happy birthday ever!

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