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transcript: May your passover be a celebration of peace in your home, joy in your heart, and love of friends and family!
Happy Passover!

Joyous Celebration

transcript: Song:

Now, pharoah is the bad guy and his tale of rope
and Moses told the pharoah, let my people go!
It seems the pharoah kept the israelites as slaves
until one day the Lord sent down about ten plagues
Moses took his people out of Egypt land
Everyone was making all their bread by hand.
But they lefy so fast they couldn't let the bread dough  rise,
and matzot was the end result to clear surprise
Don't eat that bread!
cos its passover time
Don't eat that bread!
don't use that over the line 
Don't eat that bread!
The matzos' got to be fine.
You've got to remember the israelites
Now when we recline at Passover
 we don't eat bread
we have to only eat the stuff on lemon instead
Usually there is a forward to a Matzah ball soup
along with bitter herbs and some falocid too!
A lamb shank and some parsley dipped in salt water bowls.
A glass of wine or two or three and bless my soul...
The kids all ask for questions and they go something like:
'Why is this so different from all other night?'

Don't eat that bread!
cos its passover time
Don't eat that bread!
don't use that over the line 
Don't eat that bread!
The matzos' got to be fine.
You've got to remember the israelites?
Matzos, matzos...

Text:

Happy Passover

Great Passover Song

transcript: Happiness to you
at Passover & always
May this holiday bless your family 
with Love, Joy and Good Health
פסח

Happiness to you...

transcript: What has changed this night, from all the other nights?
That in all other nights we eat both leavened bread and matzah,
on this night, we eat only matzah.
That in all other nights we eat many vegetables, on this night bitter herbs
That in all other nights we do not dip vegetables even once,
on this night, we dip twice.
That in all other nights some eat sitting and others reclining
on this night, we are all reclining
Happy Passover
Peace and Happiness

On This Night

transcript: Song:

For Passover you get four questions,
for every kid you've got to have an answer!
Are you ready?
Yeah, I think so.
-Why is it that on all the nights during the year we eat either bread or matzo, but on this night we eat only matzo!
Wow, I'm really not totally sure about that.
-Why is it that on all of the nights we eat  all kinds of herbs, but on this night we eat only bitter herbs?
Yeah, I'm still working on that first question.....but maybe I'm not clear on the concept.
-Why is it that on all of the nights we don't have to borrow a tv once but on this night we gotta dip them twice!
 Ho ho there! Hold on a second, I gotta to stop really, I'm gonna have to look this up!
-Why is it that on all of the nights we eat either sitting or reclining  but on this night we eat in the reclining position?


Text:

Happy Passover

Passover Questions

transcript: Are you plagued by Passover preparations?
Well, there are worse things to be plagued with!
Such as...
Frogs...
Vermin...
Cattle Disease
Hail
...and darkness.
Oy Vey!
Be thankful you're not an ancient Egyptian!
Wishing you a happy and humble Passover

Humble Passover

transcript: Meet the Matzohs
Have lots o'matzoh family fun!
Happy Passover
from our family to yours

Meet the Matzohs

transcript: URGENT. PAPA!
I'm hosting the seder this year 8-(
NEED JOKES! is there anything funny about passover?
Matzo balls!
Happy Passover!

The Passover Question

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